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Today, I did laundry in my apartment complex's laundry room. I put my stuff in the dryer and returned to my room. The sign on the door says the laundry room closes at 10 pm, but that's rarely true. Tonight it was. I have to wait until 8 am. I work at 7:30. My work clothes are in there. FML


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On 11/11/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by Miserable (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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1. You don't leave your laundry, people can take it.
2. It says that it closes at 10.
3. YDI

#2 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:05am by pleasetryagain

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Go to work naked. Get promoted. (like a boss)

#3 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:15am by mercyFML

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