Miscellaneous: Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all... - FML

By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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SHUT UP

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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Patience

By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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We live in a society

By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 06:01

Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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This is war!

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 16:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my flat has turned into a pigsty. My flatmate decided to make the lounge his bedroom and it looks like a bomb has hit it. I haven’t been able to sleep, as he doesn’t sleep at night and talks to friends all night long or plays loud music. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 4765

By SHUT UUUUUP - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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yoursavinggrace 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:19

Pft, I wish I could play James Bond on the trumpet.

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 11:11

I agree with 2 and 3, that sounds pretty cool.

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greenman_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 17:29

piss in his trumpet to teach him a lesson

M0rt 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:10

Why would you ever do something like that to a poor trumpet. Piss in the guys mouth instead

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 11:11

I agree with 2 and 3, that sounds pretty cool.

yoursavinggrace 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:19

Pft, I wish I could play James Bond on the trumpet.

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:47

I love this man already

juicebahx 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:18

Your flatmate sounds BA.

lilymoose 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:32

I love this guy. lol. you're crazy. james bond is amazing.

Sa_Ku 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:49

It can be annoying if its an every day must do.

Fields4mint 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:45

Have you considered asking him to turn it down?

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:12

Wow, I would kick his ass. Opera? Fine if you like, but don't force it on me. I won't force my old school rap on you. Pleae don't start a rant about rap here, PLEASE. I realise that alot of people will diss it and I am expecting 100+ emails tonight complaining about it.

mjane 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:01

haha this guy thinks people care that he likes old school rap

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