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Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML


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On 11/08/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by Cakeman (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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No one likes a douche. No matter who baked the cake, you don't go around telling random people that it tastes like shit

#3 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:28pm by madasahatter

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YTDI. When you're at a potluck style dinner... no wait, ANY kind of dinner that you didn't cook, keep your damn mouth shut and your opinions to yourself. I see your parents failed miserably at raising a polite and well mannered child.

#5 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:36pm by lrb081

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