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Today, I taught my younger cousins a more effective way to brush their teeth. Tonight when I was getting them ready for bed I asked them why they weren't brushing their teeth like I taught them to. The littlest one replied "Daddy said if we do then we'll have ugly teeth like yours." FML


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On 11/07/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Aww, turn that frown upside down and smi- nevermind...

#2 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:13am by jchansfan

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are you sure yours is a "more effective" way? :P

#1 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:13am by shamandalie

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