Miscellaneous: Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday... - FML

By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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By uncool - 16/04/2011 06:11 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

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By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 07:58 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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peaceout314 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:46

Sucks that you were alone, but what was the ticket for? I mean, we can't know for sure whether this is a FYL or YDI because we don't know the details. Happy Birthday, now you have more than one.

kmart72 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:50

happy birthday! :) don't feel bad, my 18th birthday sucked too. sorry about that ticket though.

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peaceout314 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:46

Sucks that you were alone, but what was the ticket for? I mean, we can't know for sure whether this is a FYL or YDI because we don't know the details. Happy Birthday, now you have more than one.

foreverpeacee 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 5:54

today's my 18th birthday too, and i'm sitting here alone. don't feel bad :) happy birthday!

adunolajr 3

Sunday 18 July 2010 4:49

wow! everyone didn't comment on the first comment. lol!

Dawminator 16

Saturday 19 July 2014 7:49

I think it would be an fml alone on his 18th birthday. Nobody should be alone, but the ticket does make it worse.

playnejayne 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:46

thats a shame, don't you have any family?

marshmallowmouse 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:49

Happy birthday!! :D

kmart72 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:50

happy birthday! :) don't feel bad, my 18th birthday sucked too. sorry about that ticket though.

Flutist 3

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:55

I don't know why but I can't bring myself to care. You should have made plans. And if not, then work harder at making REAL friends.

000hunnybunny000 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:57

Happy Birthday :)

sicChick 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:58

Happy Birthday! Wait, this incident happened during the day or at night? Because who knows, maybe your family & friends decided to surprise you later on? You have 24 hours, man. Go out and have fun!

withered 30

Saturday 7 November 2009 12:24

Happy birthday ;P

yourmumspanties 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 13:29

it's my sisters 18th today too happy birthday =]

headphone84 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 13:46

there's no such things called real friends. btw, happy birthday! be strong!

Antivirus_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:14

Say Happy Birthday to your sister from me. :)

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