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Today, I was doing my paper route. I throw the papers onto people's driveways while sitting on the back of my dad's truck. To be funny my dad decided to suddenly speed up, causing me to fall off the back of the truck, face first onto the road. He didn't realize I fell off and kept driving. FML

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On 11/05/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Xero_316 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I hope nothing is broken. That had to hurt like a mother fucker.

#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:22pm by Suekoff16

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He knew.. Then he caught you looking at the rear-view mirror and he lost his chance to back-up. ]:

#3 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:22pm by mercyFML

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