Miscellaneous: Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over...

By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59

Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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Jordie210 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:51

what a bitch!

whatevaaaa 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:58

You need to start planning some serious revenge...NOW

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Jordie210 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:51

what a bitch!

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:40

Why is no one using the reply feature?

Reyo 2

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:02

You know when they say "Revenge is a dish best served cold"? Well, anyway, that's complete bullshit. Aluminum bat...meet my roommate's face.

rick_james_b17ch 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 8:16

Aluminium is cold, haven't you ever tasted it before?

maruchan 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:08

Like this reply? OP: FYL

bonnieandclyde44 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:42

bitch!!

ifoundthishat 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:51

Wow, your roommate's a jerk. But that's funny.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:53

what a ****

Erindub 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:56

I have my own apt for this very reason

whatevaaaa 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:58

You need to start planning some serious revenge...NOW

SAM1AM 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:03

Are you part turtle? why couldn't you just get up on your own? YDI for not being self reliant.

jessamyn_it_is 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 14:12

lmao

jeannine_lee 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:32

ROFL! Exactly!

airforce987 20

Thursday 4 February 2010 19:47

you made me lol, thanks!

Turtle_Mode 0

Monday 28 June 2010 18:57

lol

ally316 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:58

lmao turtle woman xD

kristidgranger 3

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:11

I have done that before

sickntired2009 5

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:12

If you don't post the pic, it didn't happen...

pinkdancer 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:51

I actually got that pic message. Haha... So it did happen! Now what punk!?!?

tp0090 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:16

Post it, that's what

Skull_300 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:14

What the ****? Were you still drunk or hung over?

Sygonus 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:19

I've fallen... AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!

Duckasaurus 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:03

Win.

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