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Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML


I agree, your life sucks (37374) - you deserved it (2333)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by burned (man) - United States (Virginia)

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oh pick me pick me!! you were standing in line at the grocery store?!?!

#2 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:08pm by plutosaplanet

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I believe he just dumped the grease out the window (even though a good writer would say a "panful of grease".)

Put some mayonnaise, lettuce and tomato on your burns and make a delicious treat out of your disfiguring misfortune.

#5 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:10pm by perdix

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