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Today, good news! The guitar I have been saving up for, for 5 months, finally arrived. It came inside a beautiful black and white case, and impossible to get into without the key. They didn't pack the key. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36457) - you deserved it (2780)

On 11/03/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by RedLion23 (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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I doubt your life SUCKS because they forgot to send you a key that opens a guitar you've been saving up for 5 months. Anyone with common sense would call the company and they'll send you the key at no expense. The only thing that sucks is that you just have to be more patient and wait for the key to arrive.

#11 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:27pm by NotAlwaysFML

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just call them and they will send you one duhh

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:19pm by sweetspicegirl

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