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Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26732) - you deserved it (5413)

On 11/03/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by katurday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Wow... That sucks! I'd kick her ass out and try and kiss your landlord's ass.

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:21pm by perfectwinds

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now do you know why she got dumped?

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:31pm by blland

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