Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML

by Anonymous / 11/02/2009 at 12:48pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

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  • Were you expecting "Blowjob?"

    Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

    #8 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:22pm by perdix

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  • try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

    #4 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:09pm by LoveDemon

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