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Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8593) - you deserved it (50300)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by terry (man) - United States (California)

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I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.

#2 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:01am by Shadow_vamp_503

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maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed.

My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture.

Ha Hhaaa

#6 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:30am by GJMO

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