Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

by Joe / 11/01/2009 at 11:35am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

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  • Drunk you or not it was still you. You are responsible for what you do drunk and you chose to drink in the first place. I hope the "drunk you" doesn't drive.

    #3 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:07pm by qwertyone

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  • Bahahahhahaha... Don't drink so much

    #1 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:03pm by nazooer

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