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Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML


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On 11/01/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by trickortreat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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how the hell does that happen?

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:13am by smartass101

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To the rational mind, this would just be a coincidence.

Others would have you believe that since she cheaped out and didn't supply "treats" to the trick-or-treaters, her ceiling collapse is her "trick." The Great Pumpkin can be a real bitch!

#7 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:51am by perdix

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