who was in jail mom or dad,what position did they use,are there pictures

Gee, wow, you guessed your post number. Would you like a cookie to celebrate your significant achievement?

yes please.

soooo... wut? stuff like thats why they hav abortion

Uh, what? Are you functionally retarded?

#44: They should have aborted you. Learn to spell. Learn correct grammar. Stop making the world a dumber place. Also, you can't just be like, "Whoops, a child. Lets get an abortion." Maybe they wanted to have a kid.

you are a dumbass, that's all.

Yea I'm gunna chuck this FML into the, who cares category

I was actually going to comment just one word..."So?", but that's already been taken, so now, I still only have one word..."Ditto!"

Wrong one... Comment reply fail

You're ON the INTERNET. Use Google.

I'm gonna listen to my instincts, and search this one up in Incognito Mode. o_O

Google Chrome FTW!

Google Chrome! :3

All your base are belong to Google Chrome

JFGI

that stands for wut?

Google it and find out.

hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.

to JFGI- Hello you MLIA reader you? :)

thank you pwnrzero. I did look it up, and the definition only says "having to do with marriage," in which case i should think the op rather lucky.

lol, chrome?

It's where a boyfriend and a girlfriend if one of them is in jail, can have sex.

"Chromium Revolution." That term sounds like an epic series of battles. I might use a variation of it in a novel I'm writing. Thanks.

Lol. Awesome.

I was conceived in Whistler. If you don't count that... time, then I've never been to Whistler.

Do all your parents tell you where they conceived you? That doesn't sound like a fun conversation.

You are correct. It is not a fun conversation. I was conceive in celebration of my father winning $200 at a wrestling match. The first nad only time he ever cared to see wrestling. I once even knew the exact date, but I have blocked that out.

sexy. I was conceived in a van after a grateful dead concert. (dead head hippie parents)

wow. they were stoned shitless. right?

My parents didn't have sex to have me... the stork dropped me of...I cant imagine my parents having sex...thats just wrong& nasty in so many levels......

hahaha, I was an ivf baby, so I can pretend my parents have never done that stuff, lol.

So I was conceived in a doctor's office... by artificial insemination.

#12 Wait how were you conceived in a Gay Bar? That does not make any sense. Is that even possible?

Straight people do go to gay bars. I have been many times, ways for a girls night out at bar without getting hit on by drunks.

i was in the back of a pickup truck my mother was supposed to pick up her brother at the arcade lol