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Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40678) - you deserved it (2663)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by a (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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I hate it when people can't be honest to others. If you don't like someone, friggin' say it. Don't lead them around because your balls are stuffed up your arse and you don't have the gall to say it. Time to find some friends that actually see you as a friend as well, hun. Sorry you're surrounded by shitty people.

#2 - On 10/31/2009 at 6:25am by Sacrilege

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God, that sucks. I hate it when people lie about things like that.
If you don't want a person there, just tell them. You'd take it better than actually going and everyone giving you blank stares.

#10 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:15am by kennythedude

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