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Today, I found out that when they put "Take with food" on the side of antibiotics, what they really mean is "Take with food because this stuff is gonna liquefy everything in your G.I. tract, and make you have to run out of the middle of calculus for the worst diarrhea ever." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25235) - you deserved it (9779)

On 10/30/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Don't blame the anitbiotic. Calculus can give you the shits.

Especially if you have a bad teacher.

#6 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:22pm by perdix

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hahaha this is how fmls should be.

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:11pm by elenaa

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