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Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Sounds like a gag gift my Dad would give me, even though I'm too much of a wuss to drink. I'll kill myself slowly with cola, thanks.

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:10pm by Luckster

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My older brother just died because he was hit by a drunk driver. I think it's a thoughtful gift to give someone. It shows they care.

#14 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:29pm by Dark_Queen

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