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Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19395) - you deserved it (6504)

On 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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I don't see the FML. Not only did you GET a birthday present, it's an AWESOME one! Hello, Life of the Party!?

#3 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:07pm by idkweird

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hows this an FML? U got a birthday present? 0_0

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:05pm by jake_the_ripper

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