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Man or woman?

Today , I was it by a car speeding troug an intersection after te ligt ad already turnd rd. Still partly blackd out , I crawld onto te sidewalk an I sat down. Te woman rolld down er car window an yelld , "Watcere you're going!" as se drove by. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38563) - you deserved it (2289)

On 10/30/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by legotron (woman) - United States (California)

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I hope you called the police.

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:44am by Jewelofagal

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Hunt her down and stalk her, when you burn her house down with her sleeping in it, tell her "watch where you're sleeping"...
She is a whore

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 11:00am by donkey_hang_down

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