Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

by TrueScotsman / 10/29/2009 at 10:31am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.

    #12 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:20pm by aback

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  • Little willy style! Dont wear a dress in Alabama, you will be raped by rednecks!

    #1 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:02pm by donkey_hang_down

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