Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired...

By TrueScotsman - 29/10/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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Pants

By Hello12355 - 07/02/2022 12:59 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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aback 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:20

Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.

danprev 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:09

you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts

Comments

xladylarienx 18

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:02

YDI for bragging. By the way, isn't that what kilt purses are for?

Anonymiz 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:35

"kilt purses"? I think you mean sporrans.

_fake_ 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:30

Same thing.

Rayn4u_fml 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:10

Agree with the deserved punishment for bragging. Let's hope you learned your lesson.

KRYPTON1T3 5

Monday 28 February 2011 6:18

rofl at 144

coolrunnings1021 14

Monday 29 May 2023 7:52

Its not a purse its a Sporran!!!!

kewl92 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:08

dude that's a little weird

rissygrl08 6

Monday 24 October 2011 18:51

A little? Lol I'm pretty grossed out....

freylero 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:08

I love a man in kilt!

FatElie 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 10:35

Pics or it didn't happen. Haha, just kidding. I don't want to see that O.O

livgasms 4

Monday 16 May 2011 9:20

me too

cerebellum_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:09

boom roasted ur nuts

Thhe 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:10

ydi for lying

derschadenfreude 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:11

(ahem) You have broken the fake law. Your penalty for lying is one playing card. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a fake court of fake law. You have the right to an fake attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, a fake one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?

kiltguy 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:12

YDI for responding to "stares."

ashleynonymous 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:12

Hahaha!!! Pics or it didn't happen!

maggiewalters 17

Friday 30 October 2009 2:01

HAHAHHAAH people on FML are on FIRE today!! :D

anonymous69_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

americayay 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:19

This seems SHOCKINGLY obvious, but you deserve it for wearing a kilt and responding to the stares you should've known you would get by yelling out something so innappropriate.