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Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML


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On 10/26/2009 at 2:32pm - misc - by ohhhgross (woman) - Singapore

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I hate when people find it appropriate to groom themselves next to where I'm eating...

#10 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:14pm by LadyKaya

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At least she wasn't shaving her pubes, right?

#12 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:29pm by Nakedsquirrel

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