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Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML


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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:16am by blink831forever

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Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

#2 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:15am by alewiina

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