Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
by Jack / 10/26/2009 at 2:32am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
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"minding your own business"? Does that mean masturbating?
#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:17am by Saluton
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#2 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:15am by netfreak
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