Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
by roadbikemama / 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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were you naked?
#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:40pm by PistachioNut94
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Its a shame people don't have two nipples...
#8 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:43pm by blacklikemyheart
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