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Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28588) - you deserved it (8503)

On 10/25/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by Happyforeverx (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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So it was you that kept stopping and starting the Internet.

Sorry, Comcast for complaining about the shitty, unreliable service, we now know the culprit.

Will somebody be her friend so we can keep the Internet on all the time?

#2 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:43pm by perdix

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Hello, idiot how about instead of posting "Fml my friends dont like me wahhhh' You do SOMETHING about it. Ask them. Your spending time posting this, why dont you spend time with your friends instead?

#4 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:45pm by RJB

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