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Today, I drove 3 hours to go to an award ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove 3 hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29763) - you deserved it (4633)

On 10/25/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by HoShiz (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Were you expecting a big-screen TV?

This sounds like Roger Federer's FML: Today, I won Wimbledon for the sixth time. I played a 4 hour match and I got a useless cup at the end. I have five more exactly like it at home. FML.

#5 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:52pm by perdix

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So why go?

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:40pm by lizzzie

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