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Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20685) - you deserved it (5751)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by mandy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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You should have told her it does.

#5 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:49am by hellawagon

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You're upset that some kid commented on your chin, not that you are so obese your chin jiggles. Good job focusing on what's really important.

#6 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:51am by jmonteiro1

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