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Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29746) - you deserved it (2849)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by kthx (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Your grandpa dies, and you're FMLing about how your greataunt thinks your cousin is prettier than you? Wow... Just... wow.

#7 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:20am by dacho

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You can chuckle about this later when you're at your Great Aunt's Funeral.

#9 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:35am by mercyFML

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