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Today, a kid I coach on a regular basis was talking to me about what I did outside of work. After we were done with the conversation, she told me with a straight face that I need to get a life and get a boyfriend. She's 10. And she's right. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by gymnasticscoach (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Damn, your a gymnastics coach and you can't get a boy friend. You must really be doing something wrong. I'm a programmer and I don't have a girlfriend. At least I have an excuse!

#5 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:50am by d347hm4n

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As if having a boyfriend makes you a better person or something... tell the kid she'll understand when she's older. That'll piss her off!

#8 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:22am by ammali

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