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Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30644) - you deserved it (3006)

On 10/21/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by JimmySmoothBeans (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Why would you expect anyone to celebrate your birthday five months later if you didn't think they would on the actual day of?

#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:12pm by flylikemusic

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I'm busy. I'll read this FML in five months.

#7 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:59pm by DoomJeff91

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