Today, some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

by BobbyHutchinson / 10/20/2009 at 11:57am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Lack of your fingerprints on the knife should show that you're innocent.

    I mean, it sucks. But at least they won't be lasting charges. :)

    #1 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:06pm by marcantonia

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  • i never get why some people put YDI. There is no way that this person deserves it. So yeah. FYL.

    #5 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:10pm by sumdoode123

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