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Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17919) - you deserved it (101985)

On 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Loho (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Lol. Maybe he is going out with you to get to your dad.

#1 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:49am by Jimboom

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Lol, that kinda sounds like your fault. And by kinda, I mean completely.

#4 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:03am by kika

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