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Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29205) - you deserved it (1848)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:23pm - misc - by rejectedson (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Maybe his wife is so ugly he didn't want you to see her. Perfectly understandable!
Nah, I'm joking, he's an ass. Make her a widow.

#11 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:48am by Intoxicunt

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Must have eloped

#2 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:22am by DameGreyWulf

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