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Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML


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On 10/14/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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the real problem is you actually paid to see jennifers body

#1 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:23am by Andyangels27

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And you paid? Why would you pay? Tell them "No. I just want one ticket."
Don't take that shit, damn it.

#5 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:30am by DameGreyWulf

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