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Today, I woke up very hung over after a big party last night. As I walked into my kitchen to make something to eat, I noticed a weird smell. Turns out my friend had thrown up in my freezer, and then turned off my whole fridge so "it wouldn't freeze and be hard for me to clean up in the morning." FML

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Make your friend clean it up and pay to replace everything in your fridge and freezer! And forbid this "friend" from drinking at your house FOREVER

#5 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:49am by Kronic_Kitten

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Ewww..make them clean it up!

#3 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:41am by hk

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