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I lockd mah keys in mah car!! My spare keys are 45 minutes away in mah dorm room!! My dorm room keys are attachd to mah car keys lockd in mah car!! Security said they would let me in as long as I had mah school ID!! It's on mah keychain!! real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26110) - you deserved it (6871)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

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A rock shall be your new best friend.

#1 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:44pm by Morokea

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damn some divine power must hate you

#2 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:46pm by canucksrule88

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