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Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34434) - you deserved it (5462)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by shocked (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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You think your life is f*d NOW? Go ahead and marry her; then look back at today and see how good you had it while you still had time to get out.

#5 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:03pm by amer1749

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Prolly time to get a new "future" wife. The sooner you know these things the better.

#4 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:02pm by disturbedchic

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