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Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML


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On 12/23/2008 at 1:47am - misc - by zazadudu - Sent from mobile version

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Oh f*** that. Make him eat half-cooked rice/pasta for a few days- impact his bowels.
Food is important to me, and my darling boyfriend slaves at cooking a variety of things for me as a treat sometimes, which is absolutely delicious and precious. You need to find someone who appreciates your talents, as you obviously cook with love.

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:24pm by cndrow

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You should have let him seen all the tasty warm food but then given him a plate of sandwiches (crappy, cold ones at that). Then you eat all the food you made while he enjoys his half-assed P&J.

#10 - On 03/31/2009 at 6:13am by harro1337

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