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Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML


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On 10/10/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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i don't see the big deal here. pay the fine, and next time, don't litter.

#1 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:26pm by guilty4associate

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Morals of the story- 1) Don't litter. 2) Don't smoke in the first place.

#3 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:28pm by suckstobeyou3

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