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Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31318) - you deserved it (5257)

On 10/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by wetandpantsless (man) - United States (Missouri)

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their assholes

#2 - On 10/04/2009 at 6:30am by itouchguy360

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School shootings here we come.

#22 - On 10/04/2009 at 10:06am by KillaKingPerrie

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