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Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14671) - you deserved it (29921)

On 10/03/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Get her to mail it to you, then?

#1 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:07pm by Serafie

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She will find out you had her in the ignore list.

#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:10pm by toink

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