Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

by wowjuststop / 10/02/2009 at 9:01pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your mother and father are obviously shooting a raunchy fart fetish porno with a few of the neighbours at your house and would rather not include you.

    #2 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:54am by allmidnighteyes

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  • Maybe thy're having sex & don't want you to disturb them.. or get disturbed by them. :p

    #6 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:17am by Antivirus

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