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Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21367) - you deserved it (2262)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

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He's gonna get u with his north pole LOL

#4 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:20pm by nick17

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you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout i'm telling you why, santa is gonnna rape you, tonight.

#9 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:02pm by domii

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