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You must have been on carpet, else you could have slid along the floor pretty easily instead of stepping.
I realize the recent trend has been to post lots of puns in the comments, but here that would just be tacky.
You humped the floor at this point, right?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015