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Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30978) - you deserved it (21558)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I have the same toothbrush and you HAVE to see the inside when you replace the head of your toothbrush!
You shoulda checked it, but ya your life sucks.

#6 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:22pm by MelanieBerrigan

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Not really seeing the problem here. We served vibrating mushroom at my wedding reception and it was delicious.

#9 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:24pm by mynameisloco

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