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Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12454) - you deserved it (83699)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well, on the plus side you still have a car :)

#1 - On 03/23/2009 at 8:59pm by zachary918

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Sounds like someone drank too much on St Patty's hahaha

#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:00pm by fourwheelsoffury

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