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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Marian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

#4 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:03pm by f0rged

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lmao #4
haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls
he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

#10 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:11pm by imnotemomylifeis

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