Today, while wearing my Navy Dress White Uniform, I decided to stop and help this attractive girl who was not feeling well. Without warning, she blew chunks all over my "Whites". I have a uniform inspection later this afternoon. FML

by mnavy / 09/28/2009 at 12:24pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • My guess is you won't pass inspection. I'm subbing for Capt. Obvious on the Psychic Hotline today.

    #10 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:04pm by aback

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  • Man... I hope you've got a Tide stain pen LOL!

    #14 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:07pm by birds

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