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Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML


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On 09/28/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I love the way the OP worded this.. genius

#4 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:53pm by ReginaFalange

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You obviously missed what the OP is saying #1. She dropped the key, which fell through the crack, and is now lost down the elevator shaft. I can't believe I had to explain that.

Btw, if an ant is traveling at 1 m/s, that ant is moving insanely fast. 1 cm/s is more likely. Nice attempt at being clever, though.

#8 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:58pm by overdriven07

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