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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7968) - you deserved it (46563)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

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YDI. Who the hell says a line like that?

#3 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:42pm by Incubuss

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Lame pickup line is lame.

#4 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:43pm by tomakobriefs

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